How to Tell If your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

eBook - 2013
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ—another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.
Publisher: 2013
Edition: 1
ISBN: 9781449444051
Characteristics: 1 online resource

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Nov 20, 2018

the book is ~LITERALLY~ better than the movie !


it's true; while you sleep.. your cat is trying to kill you.

Hello Kitty.
~ DO IT !! ~ I want my tombstone to say..

''Death by puss Sea.''

★ make Television great ¿.again.?

Oct 12, 2017

I thought this would be funny, and there is some humor, but most of it is really, really gross and too much bad language. DO NOT GET THIS FOR YOUR KIDS!!! This is a book for adults only!!!

Apr 17, 2017

I've gotten quite a lot of mileage out of several of the jokes in this book. Some of this may have to do with inside jokes that may mean the material is not quite as funny to others. Overall it is a series of sometimes-connected, sometimes-not comics and scenes containing various kitty cat funnies. Certainly not intended for children but you probably should have guessed that by the title "How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to KILL You".

Feb 13, 2017

ive never read it

May 16, 2016

This book is disgusting! This guy is disgusting! Don't read this book if you don't like crude humor or disgusting comics

Jan 06, 2016

This book is one of the most hilarious things I have EVER READ. It contains some gross humor, but really, a lot of humor is gross and its good aspects outweigh its-very small-bad ones. "Poor taste" is a very harsh judgment for this book. While some of the humor is a bit questionable, that does not make this book any less funny.

Please, please do not let any negative reviews discourage you from reading this book. It is a wonderful read, and I laughed harder than I have in a long time.

Just because this book has a recurring theme does not make it 'redundant' or 'bad', it is an excellent book that will not disappoint avid cat lovers and is well worth any wait.

I can also now say that my cat is very certainly trying to kill me.

Jun 10, 2015

Fun and funny! A couple offensive comics though.

Mar 23, 2015

should be place in the graphic novel section, not non fiction!

Nov 15, 2014

potty humor - litter humor. and a little politically incorrect. if you like these things read on. otherwise, leave it alone.

Ghanne Oct 30, 2014

I read this book and realized that my cat is truly trying to kill me. Then I had a good laugh and enjoyed my favourite feline purring beside me.

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