There Is No Dog

There Is No Dog

eBook - 2012
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What if God were a teenaged boy? In the beginning, Bob created the heavens and the earth and the beasts of the field and the creatures of the sea, and twenty-five million other species (including lots of cute girls). But mostly he prefers eating junk food and leaving his dirty clothes in a heap at the side of his bed. Every time he falls in love, Earth erupts in natural disasters, and it's usually Bob's beleaguered assistant, Mr. B., who is left cleaning up the mess. So humankind is going to be very sorry indeed that Bob ever ran into a beautiful, completely irresistible girl called Lucy ...
Publisher: [Place of publication not identified] : Penguin Group US, 2012
ISBN: 9781101550489
Branch Call Number: E-BOOK
Characteristics: 1 online resource
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JCLChrisK Apr 30, 2013

Well, that was oddacious. That's right, both odd and audacious. In a good way, I think.
"I think," because it's too soon after finishing the book to say for sure and at this point I don't want to think about it too hard, analyze all the analogies and metaphors and hidden meanings like a literature professor, but would rather let it percolate in my associative brain for a while. So, for now, I feel it was good and I enjoyed it. There is philosophy and theology here under the humorous surface, very clear statements about privilege and responsibility and love, but I can't tell if it's systematic and carefully thought out or more random and associative itself. Nor whether the narrative actions convey it effectively.
At first I thought the unusual approach might simply be a nice intellectual exercise that would leave me feeling emotionally unengaged, but it didn't. I ended up getting caught up in the characters' worlds and interested in seeing how it would all turn out.
So just what am talking about here? What is this oddacious story? Very sketchily, it concerns the intersection between two sets of characters: immortal and mortal. Ready?
The immortals are the two gentlemen filling the job of God of Earth, Bob and Mr. B., Bob's mom, and a few others. Bob, the Creator, is an immature, lazy, horny, self-absorbed 19-year-old who shows flashes of brilliance and not much else. Mr. B is the repressed, stodgy, compassionate assistant who sees to the details and tries his best to fix all the messes Bob creates. Bob's mom, Mona, is an irresponsible, gambling-addicted socialite, who just gambled away Bob's favorite pet, Eck, in a drunken poker match to Mr. Emoto Hed, someone not to be messed with, who plans to eat Eck. And there's Mr. Hed's daughter, Estelle, who wants to save Eck.
The mortals all center around Lucy, a beautiful, happy-go-lucky young woman who has become Bob's latest obsession. Bob has fallen helplessly in love with her and wants to figure out how he can have her. Lucy works at a zoo with Luke, who resents her for her good looks, and recent hire Skype, who is irrepressible. Laura, Lucy's mom, worries about Lucy like any good mom and seeks counsel from her pastor, Bernard. The humans have their hands full, though, because Bob's impassioned emotional state is playing havoc with the weather and creating a state of disaster in much of the world.
It just gets stranger and more complicated from there. Yet somehow it all comes together to form a cohesive whole and make sense as a narrative.

Jul 13, 2012

Bob was really irritable and kind of ridiculous which made a lot of the parts that should have maybe been funny sort of tiresome after a while. A lot of the characters seemed either as flaky as Bob was or they lacked some quality that made you absolutely and completely fall in love with them (except maybe Eck). Despite that I thought it was a nice, quick read. Very quirky and despite some of the negatives, the writing and the way it was presented balanced it out fairly well. The ending was quick, but I think it definitely fit more than anything.

I shudder to think there may or may not actually be people out there like Bob (and even Mona). It makes me question my faith in humanity a little.

KileyP May 10, 2012

Alright teens, want to run the world? Have unlimited powers? Well lets see what would happen if a teenage was God.

The problem is, Bob - the teen in question - is a snivelling, spoiled and annoying character. I couldn't stand him. But some of the supporting characters were loveable (Eck in particular!) and the story was intriguing and keeps you wrapped in. Of course, we have to go through what happens when Bob/God has his raging hormones kick in. And you'll be unsurprised to find out it's a mess, but you'll smile all the way through.

Parents and teens can enjoy this one together - you'll get a good laugh, and maybe it will be a good reminder to teens when they say "...if I ran the world...".

Apr 19, 2012

Aside from the fact that Bob was really annoying, I thought this book was great! The idea was charming, and I totally fell in love with the Eck. At times, this book didn't necessarily read as young adult. Rosoff's writing style kind of reminded me of John Connolly who, I think, also fits into the same category.

Apr 16, 2012

Fun, fun, fun! A light, quick read, full of quirky humour and insight and delightful vignettes of life on earth, life in the world of the gods, and what happens when the two come into contact. What if God were a teenage boy? Well, for one thing, his raging hormones can really, really mess up the weather....Pulled me through, smiling almost all the way, to a very satisfying conclusion. Not entirely sure teen boys would appreciate their characterization here....?! but very enjoyable.

debwalker Dec 14, 2011

"Although Rosoff's latest novel may start out as an irreverent commentary on the state of the planet, teens may well come away with a sense of faith restored."
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