I Hate Everyone, Except You

I Hate Everyone, Except You

eBook - 2017
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Bestselling author and beloved television personality Clinton Kelly pens a hilariously intimate collection of essays about his often-embarrassing journey from awkward kid to slightly less awkward adult.Clinton Kelly isn't just an enduring television host. In I Hate Everyone, Except You, Clinton Kelly is a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's most foul-mouthed high-school graduation speaker. Whether he's fantasizing about strangers in airports, throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career, or rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with enviable aplomb. He shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, from finding true love in a crowded gay bar to auditioning for sliced turkey commercials. Clinton delves into all these topics—and many more—in this thoroughly hilarious, unabashedly frank collection that will upend expectations and leave you snorting Chardonnay out your nose.
Publisher: 2017
ISBN: 9781476776958
Characteristics: 1 online resource

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Jul 02, 2017

Never knew Clinton was so funny! I carried his book everywhere to finish it. Laughing alone, where people where staring, but couldn't help it.

Cynthia_N Jun 12, 2017

While I thought this was kind of funny, I just didn't connect with it. I did like the commencement speech at the end which bumped it up a half star. Not my cup of tea.

May 01, 2017

One of the funniest and cleverest books I have read. Who knew this guy was funny when he wasn't telling you what not to wear?


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